Humpday Hotness Volume 1

Yes, it’s the first installment of Humpday Hotness! Everyone needs hotties to drool over or use as muses or characters. My idea of the ultimate hotness is Marcus Schenkenberg, the first male supermodel. I post him on my blog Sunlight Sucks every Monday, to help make Mondays be not such a pain in the ass. I’m also a big fan of the hotness that is Kelly Monaco. The woman has tits that just do not quit. I don’t really play for the other team, but she could recruit me in a heartbeat with those boobs and that ass. Besides, her mouth looks like she could suck the chrome off a tailpipe. Old, bad joke, I know.

So what do I have for you to ogle this Wednesday? How about a few photos that I think are just as warm as a fire in the winter! Enjoy!

Nir Lavi, Israeli model

Christina Scabbia, lead singer of Lacuna Coil

And a Marcus and Kelly just for good measure!

Happy Humpday!