I’m Lex. As you can tell, it rhymes with sex. I’ve been called Sexy Lexy. I’ve also been called the Blow Job Queen. I’m a cougar. I can’t write a story that doesn’t have some sexual element to it. I’m not obsessed. Really. Well, I am but not with sex… with the promise of sex. That is a whole other thing.

See, the promise of the best sex of your life is what I sell. If you buy my books (other than any dark tale I might write) what you’re buying is the promise of the best sex of your life with the man who spins your wheels faster than a funny car in finals and topped off with a happy ending that has promises that go on forever. It’s a fantasy and a really hot one at that. Who doesn’t want a dream that makes you feel that good? And who wouldn’t want a reality like that? Sure life sucks ass, but you can still dream and hope and flirt! And the dreaming, hoping, and flirting make you feel good and make life bearable.

I have an issue with people who are too serious all the time. They suck the life outta me. You only have this one life (unless you believe in reincarnation like my pal Mary Winter) so why the hell would you waste that one shot by being serious all the time? You can talk about a serious subject in a humorous way. It is certainly one way to get a reader’s attention. Why do you think all motivational speakers start out with some kind of humorous remark or story? Because it feels good to laugh and smile and whoever makes you do those things then commands your attention.

Recently, I got slapped at on a group for being flirty. My comment, which actually wasn’t a flirty comment but a kinda gross one, was in response to the real flirty comment. Someone made a remark about it and basically said he didn’t like how all the topics turned flirty and sexual. He though it was CHILDISH. Now, first of all, children don’t have sex. Adults do. So how can being sexual be childish? (Yes, I know I’m kinda arguing semantics there but that’s a post for another day.) Second, the man obviously didn’t pay any attention to what I actually said or didn’t understand it, because if he had he would have realized that my remark was actually an EWWW moment. And third, if he was going to complain about anything he could have complained about serious writer discussions being derailed by humorous remarks and banter that took the group off topic. THAT would have been a legitimate beef.

Yet, I keep coming back to the flirty and sexual being called childish in what seemed to clearly be a derogative tone to me. It pissed me off. It made me wonder if the man even liked sex. It made me wonder if he was some old grandpa who couldn’t get it up anymore. Or some closet fetish freak who never got to indulge and had become a crankbutt because he’d never known true pleasure.

So I suppose my question regarding the whole thing is this, what the fuck is wrong with having fun? With being flirty? With being amusing or using humor to get your point across? And why the hell do some people thing that things have no value if they’ve been couched in flirty or humorous terms? Why do they think that the only thing that’s worth anything in a writer’s group are the stolid, boring, serious posts that I for one, click delete on instantly? (If it doesn’t grab my attention, if it makes me start going zzzzz, DELETE.)

Tell me why you flirt. What do YOU get out of it?

Chocolate…..
Okay so 98% of us LOVE chocolate. Why? Well, idiot, because it tastes good, duh. But what about the psychological effect chocolate can have on us. When we are feeling blue, we gorge ourselves on the stuff. Is it the sugar, the caffeine, the texture, the taste that elevates our mood? Or maybe just the feeling of indulgence that makes us feel better.
Whether you like dark, milk or white chocolate, (and yes Maurya, white chocolate is too chocolate, I don’t care what you say, lol) each of us has a passion for this food group. (Yes it is a food group.)
Now let’s talk about the other side effect of chocolate. No, not the way it tends to misshapen your hips, the way it really makes you feel. Come on, can you think of anything better than covering your lover in a jar of chocolate sauce. Licking that sweet, smooth confection from their warm body? Tasting the contrast between the pleasing sweetness of the chocolate and the tangy saltiness of their skin.
And, ohhhh the combination of chocolate and caramel, it’s truly sinful. Please, please don’t forget to start the adventure with an appetizer of chocolate covered strawberries dipped into a dollop of whipped dream. Feed your lover the luscious fruit, use your tongue to sip the excess juices dripping from their mouth. Use the fruit as a paint brush for the whipped cream and chocolate. Have some erotic fun.
Celebrate the joy that chocolate can bring!

Hi Everyone!

So who am I? Wouldn’t you like to know! Ha! Okay, I’m not a celebrity or even a published author. I am a voracious reader of almost everything. I was taught to read in the first grade and that was it for me. I read anywhere and everywhere I can get away with it. Especially M/M. I love to write and I hate to write. I love it when it goes right and hate it when it won’t leave me alone.

I like to listen to music when I write or read. Usually country or hard rock. Oh and I’m a complete chocoholic!!!! There is nothing that can’t taste better with some chocolate on it. And the person who first put coffee and chocolate together is a god in my book.

What else? Hmm, I’ll be 43 next month. I’m a happily (most of the time) married woman with lots of kids. Okay, 8 but who’s counting? And yes, I do know what caused that and let me assure you…..it was FUN! *snicker*

That’s about it for me. More than you may have wanted to know or less than you had hoped for. Don’t worry; I still have some mystery left-hehe!

Hi All,
As you can see by the title I’m not going to be the politically correct poster child for this group. Apologies to anyone easily offended.

A little about me….well I’m 40 something or other years old, have an opinionated 15 year old who goes to school in Virginia and lives with my Father. We have a love hate relationship at the moment. She loves me on Mon, Wed, Fri and I hate her Tues, Thurs, Sat. We go to seperate corners on Sundays. We’re both Bipolar and type A. There’s a reason we don’t live in the same house together any more.

I write M/M erotic romance in just about any genre. I have nearly 300 Works in Progress at the moment so there is no end to what I will be offering up in the years to come. I have a seriously warped outlook on life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. And have no problems telling people how I really feel about …….well…. just about any topic really.

So there you are-me in a nutshell. Hope you like it here.

Hello to All!!

I’m Ethan Day and I’m vey excited to be part of F.A.B. I feel F.A.B.-alicious just being here. Makes me wanna lick something…like the guy to the left.

I like men in uniform, cowboys, writing fiction, and long walks on the bitch…I mean beach! Actually, the only time I’m really a bitch is in the morning before my caffeine kicks in. (Approach with caution.)

I do like laughs which, I’m sure you’ll discover as we move along here, explains a lot. I promise to provide you with loads of inappropriate information about myself as well as my views on life, love, and my writing. Fasten your seatbelts, bitches…you’re in for a bumpy, awkward, cringe-worthy, fast-paced & above all else – fun ride.

Much Love,

P.S. If you’re already hankering for more about me, please check out The Addiction To Fiction Blog. (There’s a link to the right) It will tide you over till I return.

Okay, yeah, I’m gonna be a tad bitchy here but I’m wondering…What the heck is wrong with a HEA in real life? Is it too much to expect your spouse to understand the vows you took were not just sweet words said in a romantic setting? And at the first sign that life isn’t doves, roses, and champagne you stay and fight for the love that brought you together, not walk out the door for greener pastures. But wait! Suddenly (six months later) said spouse decides well, hell. Life really isn’t greener in the neighbors yard. All the guys…heck baby, they didn’t mean anything I want to come home. But what do you mean you stopped waiting for me two months ago? That can’t be…. Yes there are two sides to every story, guess what. I don’t want to hear it. Does that make me a bitch? Maybe. But you can’t walk out on a man who is on his knees begging you to stay, night after night. Leave for good(so you say) then beg for forgiveness when said man begins to move on. Especially when said man is my son. So am I a bitch. Yes I am. We’ll get to flirty next time.

May I start with an introductory poem? I hope it pleases.

In your sweet, sweet hollows

Now now Lex, as for us not all being bitches it all depends on your definition of a bitch. I personally like to think of it as an acronym. One that means

B. beautiful
I. intelligent
T. talented
C. cunning
H. horny
With that meaning of bitch is there not a woman out there that would love to be one?

I am Dianna. I do book reviews for a couple of different sights. I have a serious addiction to books, movies, music, and tattoos. Yes I said tattoos. I currently am the proud owner of around 17 or so tattoos. I am also a carnie, which for those of you not into the lingo means I work for a carnival, that place with the rides, games, food all the good stuff. Hmmm just thinking of food makes my mouth water for some cotton candy. I will be heading back to work here this week so I am looking forward to having some junk food again.

I will be putting in my 2 cents worth on the books I devour while I am working (got to love a job that lets you read while getting paid).

If you have any questions feel free to ask away…I might even answer them.

Til later,

Welcome to the Flirty Author Bitches! You will find that we are all flirty, but while we are all authors (albeit not all published), we are not all bitches. But it’s so close it doesn’t matter! We will be doing some construction around here and introducing you to the authors that make up this blog. Here’s who you can look forward to…

Lisa Troy – Freya’s Bower author (genre – M/F)

Debbie Gould – Red Rose Publishing author (genre – M/F)

Jason Edding – MLR Press author (genre – M/M)

Ethan Day – Loose-ID author (genre – M/M)

Brady Sutton – Eternal Press author (genre – M/F)

Amethyst Winters – Freya’s Bower author (genre – M/F, M/M, and poly)

Aeryn Traxx – aspiring author (genre – M/M)

Maurya Smith – aspiring author (genre – M/M)

Lex Valentine – Pink Petal Books, Noble Romance, Midnight Showcase, Freya’s Bower, and Wild Child Publishing author (genre – M/F, M/M, and poly)

Mary Winter – Pink Petal Books, Noble Romance, Ellora’s Cave, Loose ID, Samhain, Aspen Mountain Press, and Changeling author (genre – M/F, M/M, and poly)

Dianna Fryer – Night Owl Romance book reviewer

M. Jules Aedin – Dreamspinner Press author (genre-GLBT)

You can expect a post from one of us approximately every other day. Our posts are meant to be fun and sexy, but occasionally real life will intrude and you’ll find a post with a grumble or a dark theme. For the most part though, we’re here to have fun and poke fun at life, sex, books, writing, and anything we can think of.

Feel free to flirt with us! That’s what we’re here for!