Part 2 of Dating in the New Millenium

So, I’m really liking the Fuck Buddy idea or better put I am enjoying the FB…ahem…so on to the topic of Nooners. First of all-Am I the only person on the planet who did NOT know that with the advent of cell phones came the concept of Nooners? I mean I know my little rinky dink town in the middle of nowhere shuts down from noon to one everyday and nothing short of an act of congress will get these people to change. I know that most people get an hour for lunch- I just had NO idea what they were DOING on their lunch hour.

Now for those few, like me who were clueless about dating in the new millennium here’s how it works. You send a text to your partner- Meet me at such and so. You say yes or no in your response to the text. Meet up wherever the prearranged place is, have sex, race back to work and act like nothing happened.  I can see you shaking your head-no fucking way- yes way. Now that I know what to look for I have to have been the only person in my office NOT getting blown during the noon hour. It explains why Ms Cranky Pants can be such a bitch in the morning and come 1:30 she’ll sign off on anything. Funny thing is now that I know what’s what I find myself laughing as everyone heads for the door at 11:55- Here I just thought it was the lunch specials at the Red Lobster…..

TTFN

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