Fuck Buddies, Nooners and WET Platinum

Part 3 of Dating in the New Millenium
Sorry folks for missing the blog last month but I was uhhh tied up. I have been trying to get a handle on this Dating in the New Millenium thing. I registered myself on several singles sites and found a fuck buddy within a few weeks. He has turned out to be my Mr Right. Then I had to get acquainted with the prospect of Nooners. Whew! It still blows me away how clueless I have been for the past few years. Now I am getting into the concept of adult toys.
Twenty five years ago I had a small stash but tossed them all when I met my first Mr Right. Heavens how things have changed over the years. Instead of ordering a vibrator from Adam and Eve and have it delivered in a plain brown box you can march down to the local adult toy store and pick from twenty or thirty different shapes, sizes and colors. Instead of just having KY jelly in multiple sizes to choose from you have at least fifteen different lubes. There are walls of adult DVD’s. There are racks and racks of lingere for both men and women. To say I love going shopping in this place is truly an understatement. Hell, I’m even planning a vacation around a tour of an adult toy supermarket. Wonder if I can write that off on my taxes as research? But I digress. There’s a lot more to dating these days than I ever expected but I think I’m up to the challenge. Might have to get a part time job to pay for the Nooners and all the toys I want. Hey! I think I saw a help wanted sign at the adult toy store……

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AERYN TRAXX